[She turns around fully to raise an eyebrow at him.]
I think I might actually pay to see you attempt to cook a chicken. If only because we could probably use it as a bludgeoning weapon afterwards.
[Not that there weren't cases of whole cooked chickens being tossed around during meal time.]
Percy, I didn't know you hated our lack of diverse food quite so much during that time. Hm. [She turns back to the food to make sure it doesn't burn, carefully flipping the omelet over so that she can plate it when it's done.] Maybe I should have budgeted for us to have more food when we were in towns.
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I think I might actually pay to see you attempt to cook a chicken. If only because we could probably use it as a bludgeoning weapon afterwards.
[Not that there weren't cases of whole cooked chickens being tossed around during meal time.]
Percy, I didn't know you hated our lack of diverse food quite so much during that time. Hm. [She turns back to the food to make sure it doesn't burn, carefully flipping the omelet over so that she can plate it when it's done.] Maybe I should have budgeted for us to have more food when we were in towns.